Od dawna wierze w to, co widzę
Wiadomości i Newsy / 31 maja 2018

A widok taki, iz chce sie Martusi złożyć kondolencje. — Po polsku nie mowi sie „mydlo OD for you”, ani „samochod OD pobieda” – to wymysl przyglupow z agencji reklamowych, zasmiecajacych jezyk.

Re:byles jestes bedziesz
Wiadomości i Newsy / 31 maja 2018

zycie w USA w nieswiadomosci 🙂 Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland? The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies. Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside a theater? They were waiting to see the movie „Closed for the Winter.” Can you speak polish? (No.) Can you understand polish?(No.) Can you read polish? (No.) How does it feel to be dumber than a polack? Turn Signal An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he decides to pull over because he suspect that his turn signal may not be working. He asks the Polish guy if he doesn’t mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. The Polish guy steps out and stands in front of the car. The English guy turns on the turn signal and asks, „Is it working?” To which the Polish guy responds, „Yes, it’s working….No, it’s not working….Yes, it’s working….No, it’s not working….” Accident in Warsaw Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident in Warsaw last night? A polish family on vacation lost all of their children….